Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
i puked in the mini-firdge
we don't have a mini-fridge?
bought one. it ws too cheap to pass up. xcept now there's puke in it,,, but the freezer's fine so i feel pretty good about that
Maybe I'll tuck it in and pretend to be a woman pretending to be a man that is attracted to women that are attracted to women who look like men
My RA tried to compliment my pong tables design after he confiscated it
I'm scared. I feel like she's my mom and she just walked in on me having sex. Like she's "disappointed"
ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
Jenny was looking for something soft to drink since it's only noon, she chose spiced rum. Think she might die today
There's never a time that i stay at this apartment that when i wake up in the morning and sit outside to smoke a cigarette that i don't feel ashamed of myself.
Sitting on an airplane reeking of booze, sex and shame while surrounded by families coming home from Disney. This is not one of my finer moments.
We haven't said piping hot jizz in awhile... that needs to come back into our conversations
If there was a saddle on his sack, she would ride it.
A man just poked my foot with his crutches while I'm shitting. Is that how the disabled gays ask for a glory hole blow jay?
I was 100% done.. I used my vibrator while eating cold pizza. Shit was magical.
2013: the year of legs covered in hair and pregnancy scares.
Last night I realized I made a dick appt 2 MONTHS IN ADVANCE!!!!....... WHO THE HELL DOES THAT!?!? LMAO!
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