my roommates friend slept in my bed when i was out of town..she ran out screaming cause she saw my VCR
Motorboating on a tuesday night. not too shabby....
The last thing I remeber was convincing you to hide in the fridge, and then taking everything out and you not fitting.
I think I just broke my ankle. I've only had one beer. I'm getting drunk before I go to the ER so it's less embarassing.
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
I'm doing homework tonight but if you end up going out drinking I would like one courtesy peer pressure text.
You get to be the grown up. Leave a ciabatta by his face.
What the fuck could you be doing in that room to make her yell "Beginners Luck!" over and over again?
He's saved in my phone as 'MURICA. I think it's safe to say I'm not exactly taking him seriously.
I'm taking ecstasy it's gonna be that kind of Vegas trip
I will 100% jerk off using my own tears as lube before I'd ever bang a 4.
Hey remind me the get the pancakes out of my jacket
I just lost my handcuff virginity and not in the sexy way.
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