ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
Sweet. Might not hurt to poop on the floor anyway.
What do you mean you don't pregame your bikini waxes?
there's unknown territories my dick was not made to discover
His bond is $50,000..margarita Monday might get cancelled
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
Tonight, a friend walked in and said "oh look at that. Drunk on the living room floor. Just as expected." this is my life. This is my life.
Be ready for a dog pile. On your head. With my ass.
I woke up in a tow truck cuddling plan b. Can you pick me up?
People were wondering why I started hanging out with him after high school, the simple answer is now that I don't see his dorky ness everyday I can just focus on his amazing penis.
I feel like I have a very capable uterus.
So we were fooling around last night and suddenly Like A Virgin popped up on his itunes
OMG haha What did he say?
He told me that if I laughed, I would have to leave.
There are 6 of us in a mini cooper and his maid is in the trunk...she needed a ride.
I can handle him. I'm made of spite and hot wings.
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