Bigbird is at the bar Im at. whats her name
The more my room-mate speaks, the more I notice that she was home schooled.
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
What ever happened to the whole 'innocent until proven guilty' thing. Like 'not pregnant until proven pregnant'. That's how it should be...
dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
fun fact: in my eskimo family tree i am the only brunette
He challenged me to a drink off, I couldn't just say no. It was a matter of pride really.
And as he was cursing your name from the bathroom you were ordering yourself another drink on his tab. The poor bastard had no clue you were a pro drunk
I'm crying at a bar by myself drinking a pear martini drawing things dicks are scared of. How was your day?
everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
Apparently duct taping your dick to your buttcheks before the first time she goes down on you isn't as funny as projected. She cried because she thought I was a girl the whole time.
Bouncer came into the bathrooms to tell us the old one-person-per-stall rule, realised it was two girls banging, and left us to it. Lesbiperks.
I did cocaine with my cab driver all night. It was the best date.
Is it weird to invite your FWB to thanksgiving dinner??
I will not go because I am a man of my word and of my penis.
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
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