I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
We decided to go to McDs, but we only had a few minutes to make it to breakfast. We were sprinting full speed ahead when she tripped and you just yelled 'LEAVE HER' and kept your course.
Im pretty sure it started going awry when I asked their mom "How much would it cost me to sleep with your daughters"
Once he blows his load, he's more of an immediate flight risk than that jetBlue pilot. He's out the door before his cum is out of my vajayjay.
I think there's a website warning girls about me based on the 4 who approached me separately tonight and called me evil. Fuckyoudave.com?
Dude, did you know, your blood is contaminated with over 17 non-beer fluids?
I'm drunk in a place called Lick-A-Chick. PS. It's not a lesbian hot spot, they sell chicken.
"Do You Wanna Build a Snowman" came on while I was riding his dick. I had to take a moment.
Every time I start to think he's just not worth the trouble, he puts his face down there and I wanna buy him a car
of all the things that should kill me, scurvy wont be one of them
i sent him a picture of his friend's dick and told him he should really stop thinking he's my only option.
Dude, he came to our house with a beer can in his hand dressed up in a chicken suit screaming, "free eggs!" then threw up and passed out in the front yard.
The strippers who live across the street set up a decently professional stage on their front balcony and a banner for a go fund me... I think we're gonna get a show.
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