Probably should plan this out. Step one: grow stache. Two: get trenchcoat. Three: Kidnap Selena Gomez.
I had better be fucking involved with step four.
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
These old people don't even realize they're giving me weed money for shoveling snow.
His body is like Jesus fingering me while I eat birthday cake
he stopped making out with me and said "can I make you grilled cheese? I feel like I owe YOU something"
I had his cock in my mouth and he still wouldn't shut up about Star Wars.
He asked if I wanted to leave my bra on while we were doing it from behind bc he read somewhere that all that pounding can be painful for big breasts. THAT thoughtful.
She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
You never know, some chick could have a weird unibrow fetish.
That boy has a whole ocean of crazy lying just beneath the surface waiting to rise up, he's like the tar sands of crazy
You dove at him but passed out mid dive. Shame it wasnt a costume party your superman suit wouldve been clutch in the situation
The hat, the beard, the hard posing - like who does he think he is?
A bag of dicks
That's dating life
Wasted. And I have 5 pounds of potatoes that I'm responsible for.
I once left mine in my bra and I forgot and I didn't notice it was there until it vibrated.
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