Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
I swear my cock just shook it's head disapprovingly at me.
do you ever lay in the bath and watch the blood hit the water?
EWW. Don't discuss your period with me. You can go shave your back now.
you know that annoying kid in my psych class? accidentally hit him in the face with a door today. perfect end to the semester.
Isn't the perk of being in a relationship not having to put in effort for sex?
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
i think i'd rather have a trophy of a like jizz stained curtain or something
I wouldnt consider it a good Wednesday if there wasn't any projectile vomit involved
He bought me dinner. He gave me his jacket when I was cold. And then ate me out in the passenger sear of the car.
And by "hammer out the details" you know I mean spending 20 minutes on wedding plans then getting wine drunk, right?
So the keyword here is "hammered"?
Stop studying come to the bar get drunk and help me figure out how to get home pretend there are commas in there someplace
It is clearly not my fault that you decided studying was more important than trying to bang our hot teacher for an A, so I seized the opportunity.
No worries, I've prioritized my homework into "can do drunk" and "should be sober" categories. We're good.
He left cushions on my floor, chocolate on my bra and unexplained scratches on my thighs. I think this one might get a second date.
We had sex on a couch that was held together by Velcro. Want to know an unsexy sound? Velcro ripping apart under your bare ass.
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