I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
Today should be called shooting fish in a barrel day. Every place ive gone to ive met a girl who regrets not hooking up last night. There have not been girls this easy since Fathers Day
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
Her face was so far in my boobs, I didn't think she'd make it out. She took it like a man. She's a real trooper.
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
I passed out on the floor of a truck stop. Drinking binge 2011 is now over.
Apparently I whispered "Jesus was here" and bailed out of the moving taxi.
Of course he did. He is like the oprah winfrey for vaginas. Always giving that shit away.
I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
After a few mimosas, my mom started sharing her plans to move out of the house and into a retirement village so she can be the youngest one there and find herself a "nice old sugar daddy." Needless to say, break has not started off well...
Here's to not getting arrested this year on thanksgiving again. Cheers bitches!
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
What happened last night?
Lets just say you asked me a couple times if you had eyeballs..
You really need to stop getting injured so often it's really starting to negatively impact my sex life. Oh and get well soon. . . no seriously though hurry the fuck up.
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