I wish I could rss feed the hooker ads on craigslist because it looks suspicious that I check craigslist every hour.
I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
Please return the baby Jesus and sheep to the quad
the whole city is out of plan b pills. this is the meanest game of musical chairs ever.
She's the barista slut.
Just sit in your kitchen floor until something speaks to you.
Ummm I just broke my no puke streak at church
This has been the biggest binge-drinking season of the decade.
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
my only goal for the semester is never go to my wednesday class sober
And then you two got up and shouted in near perfect unison "I'M ALWAYS A SLUT FOR BASKIN ROBBINS" The bar just looked at us horrified.
You know it's really hard to draft fantasy football players in a crowded bar when I have a raging hard on
I'm a stupid stupid woman who is totally going to rock this holiday season dick drunk on that Ginger
Got kicked out of the club and woke up at a frat house. Good night? Couldn't tell you. I got a date out of it I'm glad someone thinks my drinking problem is cute.
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