why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
At chipotle, there's a bachelorette party starting out the night here, i'm going to let you imagine what the bride to be looks like
you are my new fav person for making him do the walk of shame in pink footie pajamas!
just heard someone say they saw a guy puke while riding a bike across campus without stopping
As I was puking last night I told them "it's ok I'm a paramedic"
You NEED to fuck him he's a doctor with one leg. Are you kidding me right now. This will definitely make the list. Plus he buys all of us drinks.
They both just did a shot, head butted each other, did another shot and then slapped each other in the face. These could be the two guys we've been looking for all our lives
Ya, found out why there were rat traps in my bed. Guess I pissed in Sams room so he went to the store and got them and put them on my bed and put tabasco in his humidifier and put it in my room
He tried to give me a shoulder massage while i peed in the neighbors bushes to "make it more relaxing."... I let him... That drunk
I've never felt more disgusting in my life. And I'm including the time I snuggled that homeless woman in the puddle of my whiskey vomit.
My parents got me a bottle of vodka and a puke bucket for christmas. I've already used both.
I threw up in a pringles can. how do you think my night went.
He told me I was "too flexible." Excuse me?
Dry heaving on campus is my new low. Also, go pats
Like I could say no to two hot people already naked and fucking. Please. I'm not made of stone.
Twice?!
Randomize
