Everything went well, until I walked into his bedroom and there was a Ronald Reagan poster watching over his bed - creepy
I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
I just masturbated to the audio from my psych lecture . . . this screwing my prof fantasy is getting serious.
Puked in the hotel lobby and just kept walking. I love mardi GRAS.
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
omg dinner turned into a foam party this is weiriiid
No, but its not like diarrhea. i swear its like my intestines had a secret bank account and i just punched in the right pin.
Everything was going well until he very loudly said that he wanted to cum on my fingernails.
Let's get a hotel room this time. I really don't want to sleep in a Dennys parking lot again.
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
Damn you are the highwater mark of the naked women in my life. Like idk what lined up but yeah.
Wait... why were you finger painting at one in the morning?
Last 4 google searches: class c felony, scary ghosts, peanut butter jelly time, Lindsey lohans vagina
I visited the library for the first time in my college career tonight and I got laid. I think I'm gonna come back...
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