I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
I'm in a subway station watching a tranny do her makeup. This is like watching a unicorn giving birth.
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
He kept waking up periodically throughtout the night to bit my ear and pass back out.
I just walked past a woman in the bar stroking a mans crotch, yelling 'I made this. I made this happen.'
i threw up in a box in my own lap driving today.
NO. NO LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
You slept on a pillow of digiorno
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
You had all day to plan ahead & get mixers, so whose fault is this sobriety?
Currently eating a pop tart in my underwear waiting for the washer. Not one of my prouder moments.
Come on in and take your pants off
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