i don't know whats more disturbing, that his dog drooled directly into my mouth or that i was too drunk and tired to do anything except let it be there.
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
Discovered the coffee filter hasn't been changed in a while. I believe the mold has hypnotic properties. Would try it again, but coffee vomit is not pleasant.
I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
I figured he was gay when I walked in on him working out to Flirty Girl Fitness.
I wish my dick could take responsibilities for his own actions
That glade motion activator thing keeps going off every time we pass the bong. I don't know what I'm getting high off right now.
Also, I had a dream I had a ray gun and woke up holding my dick.
He is passed out on the kitchen floor. He will fight you if you disturb him. Just a warning.
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
I just heard a 350 lb guy with a stutter describe getting blood in his eye as he was shanking his cellmate and, more generally, how to survive as a white guy in jail.\n\nYou should really consider going to some AA meetings
I want you to know that the guy who peed in your bed got fat.
Did I turn a man straight...??
Yes!
I only have sex with you to have a memory to masturbate to.
My alcoholism is old enough to drink.
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