I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
it was like one of those moments where the couple runs together and kisses and everyone in the airport claps. but instead of clapping an indian guy walked by and said 'ahhhright! get some!'
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
You were absolutely insistent that the entire bar knew that it was peanut butter jelly time
I think I may have accidentally stepped in fire
You were chugging tap water out of a running blender screaming "bubbles is Perrier mother fucker"
I fill condoms, not promises.
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
The alcohol tastes like we did a beer run at the nail salon
I'm trying to be celibate. I'm having me time. I'm eating cake.
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
I wish I had a tail.
Why?
...why not?
She said if you lived here it would be like the x rated version of 3's company
I put on a face mask and masturbated for an hour... my face now has a green tint
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