I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
Its the Friday before break. There are 20 kids in my 300 person lecture hall. All with the same what the fuck am I doing here look on there face.
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
Her grandmother had a handicap stair lift. I just put her drunk ass on it and let her ride it up. Thank God for broken hips.
Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
Noooo. I told you she WAS a cancer. Not that she HAS cancer. This was the one time being a doctor didnt get you laid you alcoholic bastard
We bought a hamster while completely stoned and 2 hours later returned it because your mother wouldnt let you bring it in her house. You cried. a lot.
If you don't want me in your apartment then lock your door better
It's 4/20 of course I'm going to smoke in the portapotty and be ripped outta my mind at the lung cancer walk.
It is clearly not my fault that you decided studying was more important than trying to bang our hot teacher for an A, so I seized the opportunity.
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
Hey, sorry for threatening to teabag your mom to death last night
Long story short if you're going to get drunk on a sailboat at night leave your phone in the car.
He goes from zero to fucking up in 2.4 drinks. Like the sportscar of bad decision making.
Just don't let me do two things: Beer bongs filled with vodka or shot competitions
Randomize
