think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
Just because he saw my boobs doesn't mean he knows me all of a sudden
I started making breakfast to subdue the hangover and last of the shrooms and only got as far as eating a half frozen pierogi out of a dixie cup.
Mom just texted me to see if it was you who was streaking at the Mariner game... Did you accept yet another $1 bet?
I may or may not have traded sexual favors for Disney on Ice tickets.
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
You made me pull over because you thought a leaf was a twenty rolling across the road.
This chick at the gym, just informed me I was super funny this weekend. Especially when I untied her friends bikini top after throwing up in the women's restroom. SWEET black out chronicles has another story
I am not working on the very first day I can throw up alcohol that I legally bought and drank.
In case you were wondering how drunk I was last night, there was an unopened slim Jim in front of my door and I ate it.
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
Texting people and counting condoms..we have like fourteen. Goal for this week: use all of them
I just found your "it's drinking time" note in my chem notes. Why did this never happen??
I was waiting for you to find it...I'll be over in 5
Randomize
