halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
oh, it's pms. I almost cried yesterday bc my roommates didn't seem perky enough when I got home.
sometimes when i'm drunk i choose the spanish option on the ATM to challenge myself.
Based on the pics I have taken of hookups while they were passed out or sleeping, I have scientifically concluded that no two vagina lips are the same. They are like snowflakes.
That's actually a fantastic idea... The kinky sex dungeon will be vastly improved by the addition of a lightsaber
If we go out with the 22/23 year olds we should make t a double date. I don't want to endure the judging looks of the public as I rob the cradle alone.
What does puking wasabi feel like?
Like snorting cocaine backwards.
hurry up this bar wont let me order big pitchers of beer for just myself
I need to find another hobby that doesn't include being hungover.
Omg this is like trying to sleep on a pile of ballsacks.
So our bartender was in the bathroom the same time I was so I ordered a beer mid stream.....is that weird?
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