FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
Who was more unwelcome: The two of us at the party last night, or Kimmy Gibler at the Tanner residence?
It's just like the Real World with babies
why weren't you at the audition last night?
booty call before role call
look for us when you get to the club. we're the guys wearing snorkels.
Someone played tic tac toe on my abs?
She's laying here with her head in my lap stoned, eating Doritos, whining about her boyfriend, and listening to Cher. Fuck the friend zone.
Like, I just want to be naked rolling around in soft things.
I pull out like 90% of the time, but that's just to make art.
At least now when I say "never again" the likelihood is that it won't actually happen again the next weekend...that my friend is called growth
At least I'm fat on the outside. You can NEVER change being fat on the inside.
Just took plan b with my eggs and chai...homecoming got the best of me already
Every time I start to think he's just not worth the trouble, he puts his face down there and I wanna buy him a car
Wait you actually sent a text to your self saying “love you I miss you"?
I like how I can go from sucking dick in the my basement to singing along to veggie tales with my family in a span of 10 minutes.
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