whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
I'm like a rollypolly, I only open my legs up when I feel safe.
you kept eating the heads off the gummy bears and screaming 'euthanized!'
either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
Just because you were able to pour the entire bottle of wine into 2 glasses does not mean you took it easy last night.
Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
She described me as " a caterpillar of adorable quietness that exploded into a slutty butterfly" She definitely nailed it there
I need to stop getting in the car with my dad when im rolling balls. I think he's starting to notice my eyes aren't usually completely pupil
I was about to share my drunken story from the weekend, but two friends getting married and one finding out she's pregnant makes Saturday in jail look a little suspect.
He had to put the child locks on the windows so you would stop screaming at random boys
I'm straight up riding in the back of my truck in a bean bag chair right now. Feet propped up and four loko in hand. Glorious.
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
I air guitared a man's prosthetic leg on the bar to Bruce Springsteen. That's how it's going
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
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