Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word?
Probably.
I'm in.
i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
Hulk Hogan has now convinced 2 women to marry him & I have yet to have a successful or healthy relationship. I am officially depressed.
I don't know, I don't really wanna ask the question, "Mom why am I not circumcised?"
You were making dinosaur noises while jerking me off..
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
Wat the fuck dude ketchup in my bong???
Is it hot in here? Is the room moving? Its moving. The room is moving. Its spinning like a top. Have you ever been covered in puke? What are you doing?
I'm taking a new approach to homewrecking... for science. Or I totally would. I have to see what happens between my ex & his brother when he finds out.
She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.
STOP SETTING ME UP WITH GUYS YOU MEET ON CRAIGSLIST
I can't wait to see you again. It will be like when we first started dating- but with less clothes.
He was laying on a lawn chair, fell off onto his stomach and asked, "where'd the stars go?" That high.
We won like $80 last night at the casino, so if we get the Plan B we still have enough to get your basic bitch latte from Dunkin. Calm down.
Remember the Giant sandworm from the movie Dune? Well that's about how big his dick is. No bulshit.
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