We're hooking up, I have a toothbrush at her place, and yet on leaving her apartment a minute ago we said goodbye with a hi five. WTF?
You're upset about this?
I think we should boobie trap our beer this time using duct tape, rubber bands, seran wrap, and urine. Trust me I have a plan and it will work.
I thought he was joking about bailing you out until I saw the picture of you and the sheep in the morning paper. Were those my boots you had on it
remind me not to puke in the mesh trash can tonight
I'm making presurgery martini's. You need to be here.
You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
will i regret this in the morrning? probably. but every decision is good during happy hour
Close. The correct answer is shitting in a public toilet. We also would have accepted the pit of despair.
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
He's just so adorable. And I don't want to fuck someone who's adorable.
Never thought I would be taunted by little kids about my walk of shame
There is a chick wearing some guy's shirt wrapped around her waist as a skirt... She's flashing her panties to everyone as she sings karaoke. You need to get here.
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
I shit like a lady though so that rarely happens
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... 😯😟😒😓
Do I even want to know?
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