I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
I kind of had a moment like that kid whose mom cancelled his WoW subscription, except I didn't try to shove a remote control up my own ass.
so my mom told me to suck on something if I have to cough. so I guess blow jobs are ok
.....then i was kicked out of my work christmas party......
I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
How many beers are too many "cause it's Archer Thursday" beers?
PS: I just woke up from my shower
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
It could be worse. I was dumped by a guy in a kilt after he gave my shoes away on St. Patrick's Day.
Your fuck buddy is making you watch the OC. I think that counts as strings attached.
Well I was kicked out of the bar and woke up on a picnic table. I'd say the night was awesome!
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
Sitting on my couch watching TV in my underwear drinking a bottle of wine.... and you want to interrupt me to come pick you up. No I will not do it.
i have officially smoked myself stupid. went to wally world to buy soap and toothpaste but got 4 potpies and 2 dessert pies instead. fail.
You remember my neighbor with the perfect ass? It's even better in assless chaps.
Randomize
