Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
Public safety found my id!
And i can't find my bra so i'm assuming they found my bra with my id which would explain the disapproving tone the lady on the phone had.
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
Just found out I have to work new year's eve. It's like one final 'fuck you' from 2009.
his dog just threw up on me too. its like im a throwup magnet to that family.
Only you could be admitted to the ER and walk out with a nurse's phone number. I wish I was gay
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
Careful, it's a slippery slope to discovering you're bisexual...trust me.
Might be using my graduation money to pay for an abortion.
I mixed Jack with hot chocolate. This may be the best or worst idea ever. I have yet to find that out
Whatever he got a sick blow job and his high school fantasy was fulfilled
And that's what dreams are made of
*hilary duff crying in the background*
We told him to puke in the Denny's parking lot or we wouldn't be his friend anymore. So he did. He wasn't even drunk.
There were no words. I got in his car, took my pants off, threw my shirt out the window, and got things started. After we were done I collected my clothes, gave him a kiss, and crept back into my house.
You're like the sex ninja. How doesn't he love you?!
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