Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
You should be grateful to be my roommate. My booty calls always drive you places in the morning.
dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
i mean he wasn't bad looking, but i wouldn't have slept with my professor if i knew everyone would get an A
Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
What is wrong with this kid? He'll take ecstasy but won't take dayquil?
She refered to her bed as the "cockpit"....I understand that this morning.
We've done the math and the dogs tails are wagging at a rate of 3000 wags per hour. Stoned.
I hope there's a soldier with a Bedazzler just going to town right now.
of course not. I do my best teaching on a hungover monday. I did the research. im still okay with the direction in which my life is headed.
And on the seventh day, God carefully sculpted your cock to fit perfectly into my masterpiece of a vagina. Then he rested. Look it up.
All I've done for this 11 hour car ride is kegel and listen to our sex playlist so your dick better be good and ready
Nothing says "we're never gonna bone" like "nice haircut, it makes you look like my cousin"
Two grav bong hits and a shower later and I'm ready for company
It's like you say things that speak to my soul on a deep personal level
Me and my dad hot boxed a hotel bathroom... That's what I call father son bonding
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