yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
Overheard: "his girlfriend fucks him with the lights off. It's not serious."
lmfao. well really. it's not love if you cringe at the site of his anus.
So my grandma sent me a doily for my birthday - don't ask why, I don't know. Anyways I put my bong on it, I think it actually classed up the joint.
Don't get me started, it sucks when the one thing you have in common with a girl is not wanting penis inside you.
then you asked me to turn your jeans into "jorts" just long enough to cover your ballsack
he stopped mid-fuck to ask me how my day was....
So me and friend just finished Eiffel towering this girl and sounds great in theory but after the high five has commenced its just a weird threesome especially when you make eye contact with your buddy during the session
We just found a handle of vodka in our fridge and no one knows how it got there. God I love spring break.
We're trying to decide between cracker barrel an the ER
I consented to having my finger branded. How was your night?
You're wrong. It's my BIRTHDAY. We all know it's impossible to get pregnant on my diva day!
I just realized that the first thing he ever bought me was Plan B.
So you told me to remind you that you vomited 3 times in the street because you would forget so here is your reminder
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
It's like a donut of clothes around a pair of heels. Like they were transported to another dimension naked.
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