It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
Fuck the gym. I just shaved m'cooch and my pants now fit looser.... Dont judge me.
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
I am intoxicated and cannot bring you a burrito. However, if you want to bring ME one...
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
I made him drop me off at the wrong house waited for him to leave and crawled through several fences so he couldnt stalk me. How was your night?
Last thing i remember is pounding jager and puking in that nerds george foreman grill. Then i wake up this morning with some random tooth brush in my mouth
I'm so high I would give anything in the world to be inside my lava lamp right now
I saw a picture of my dad holding my legs in a kegstand. Town festival=success.
spending my first valentines day single in 3 years blazed and eating heart shaped brownies i bought myself. WHO NEEDS A MAN.
Look, you don't know disfunction until you've sat on the john taking a shit and crying while totally sober.
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
Maybe if you would fuck your boss you would get string cheese too
sorry for showing your butt to the bar
sorry for licking your cheek
listen. i haven't sucked a dick in well over three years but i believe in myself.
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