too bad you live with your parents still
is it a bad sign that i now think of my run-ins with cops as "skill building seminars"?
um, yeah. i think it is.
i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
I just lost $50 at the races, got drunk, and woke up to my ex-gf. Apparently the good decisions kept on rolling...
drunk doesn't even begin to explain it. dude called him and said to bring you back because he'd already called dibs.
Some drunk couple just made out on the sidewalk and it reminded me some sweet moments we have shared...
He kept waking up periodically throughtout the night to bit my ear and pass back out.
May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
It's sad that your definition of adulthood entails banging your boss after getting hammered at happy hour, and putting the tab on the company credit card.
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
his finger was half off and he was more concerned that he wasnt at home shooting cucumbers out of his potato gun.
Hahahaha who is sleeping in the garage on our beer pong table?
"Like what guy would respond to 'let's fuck. I've got bagels'??"
I think I'm pregnant again.
or as we call it, thursday.
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
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