she doesn't hate you. She just thinks you need a personality adjustment, speech therapy and weight watchers.
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
I think I'm going to postpone my photo shoot until my Gpa dies. I don't want to be in lingerie and stripper heels when I finally get the call
drove into oncoming traffic. add a minute to my ETA
Just beer bonged tequila, broke into the hotel next door and got chased by security. It's spring break
I just won 200$ from Bar Karaoke, for singing the "Sailor Moon" theme song, and then the Pokemon theme song, also known as the motherfucking ANTHEM OF POKEMON MASTERS LIKE ME. I HAD TO REPRESENT.
we told you you couldn't get your dick sucked because you were a girl and you yelled at us and said we were 'discriminating you'
I just wanna be euthanized
Thas it
It's the Ides of March, motherfucker. That means we're supposed to daydrink, right?
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
WHO CARES HE GIVES YOU TOE CURLING ORGASMS AND SAYS YOU HAVE KISSABLE SKIN AND RUNWAY MODEL HAIR....WHILE INTOXICATED WITH HIS BEST FRIEND. AND THEN HE SENDS YOU CUTE SELFIES OF THEM!!!!!!! WTF MORE DO YOU WANT FROM LIFE!!! DIE HAPPY ALREADY LADY!!!
so i just met a former male stripper who has a lion king tattoo. new BFF? i think yes
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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