My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
Tell mom and/or dad that I am going to be home late. I am really blazed. Don't tell them that part, though.
Yeah, my mom walked in on us. Instead of yelling, she went and hid in the bathroom til we finished. It was pretty classy.
Between the two of us weve fucked every guy at this table
If a man doesnt have the ability to fuck you well on a small climbing wall, I don't think he deserves you.
Pretty sure the purpose of joining wine clubs isn't to drink the 2 bottles they send you each month IN THE SAME NIGHT.
She's working this semester. Her dad saw he was listed as 'the atm' on her phone and cut off tuition for three months.
sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
She is the Michael Jordan of blowjobs. Unfortunately, her baby sister is the Michael Jordan of baseball of blowjobs. It does not run in the family.
I might have snap chatted him. So here's what I need you to do. Find him. Abduct him. Get his phone. View the chat so he can't. Then, buy him ice cream. He deserves ice cream.
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
When you get shitfaced you find strippers when I get shitfaced I speak to woodland creatures, do you see the dilema?
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
"I feel morally obligated to vote for him since he's my drug dealers dad"
All I remember thinking is, why the fuck are there martians on the ceiling? And they were riding fruit. Like strawberries and shit.
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