i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
Why do they give me cups on $8 pitcher night? I HAVE A PITCHER.
She was wasted talking to my dad about the hunger games than she passed out in the shower and flooded the hotel room...
I think I'm drunk at the airport. Oh the possibilities
Definitely but only if you hit on the 16 year old in the karate class as part of your waffle and gin fueled sexually deprived rage.
The only thing that got rode last night was the shit face train. I brought him home to see wht all the hype was about and he just started crying and puking in my bathroom.
There's a girl in class eating a pumpkin pie. Like a whole pie straight from the pan with a fork.
Life is when you're laying naked in bed, eating Double Stuff Oreos with your boyfriend, blazed as fuck. Happy 4/20.
She fucked the dishwasher AND the manager.
Well, she isn't a classist. You've got to give her that.
p.s i need to stop drunk texting my mom. she brings up text convos all the time and i have no idea what shes talking about...
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
I realize that my conversation topics seem to only be about bees and my cross dressing fiance. Thank you for being my friend.
I don't know what kind of bucket list you have, but having sex with a tree isn't on mine...
She lured me back to her place with pizza and tits. I was totally helpless
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