She said she didn't have time to shave "there"
Then she shouldn't have had time to order the lobster.
high people should be assigned attendants
you kept begging me not to tell anyone you had been a bat in another life
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
And then the cop told me my court date was on 4/20. I said come onn u really gunna do me like that
My brain is officially off for summer until late august. If that guy wants to fuck me, he better do it soon.
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
After skinny dipping in your pond, I think me and tequila have added a whole new dynamic to our relationship.
Sry I came all over your dress. Think of it as a Vegas souvenir.
Are you still crying. What are you doing. Have 10 shots of tequila.
Carving a pumpkin in a gay bar at 2am. How did my life get to be this way.
Please warn me if you ever end up in porn, cause I don't want to stumble across that on accident, okay?
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
There's no sexy way to moan the name Ernest. Or Ernie. This relationship is fucked
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
Randomize
