Don't be mad at me. I know peeing in your drawer is 1 thing and peeing on you while you're sleeping is another, but im sorry..i love you
Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
I just went to a subway where the girl didn't know how to make a blt. I will not miss public school texans.
this girl with a french braid down the center of her head won't stop talking about the benefits of the free market. i'm hungover, bloated and haven't slept for 4 days. shut up french braid girl, shut up.
I sat in the bathroom on the counter and gave out advice to all the random people that walked in
He'll choke me during sex but he won't eat a strip of bacon. Vegetarians are weird.
We made a bong out of a plastic football. I can honestly say we make a good team.
According to this USDA thing I just read, I should either get upper respiratory issues or begin to bleed from my nose and mouth.
Definitely but only if you hit on the 16 year old in the karate class as part of your waffle and gin fueled sexually deprived rage.
you showed up at my door at 3am, handed me a bag of cold chicken nuggets and said "lead me to the non-irish Siobhans," do YOU think you were tripping?
Nah, he's definitely here somewhere. Whether he survived the night or not is your problem, but I'm pretty sure he's around.
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
Let's ride this possibly pregnant train together
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
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