One little Beyonce reference and he turns on me faster than liberals on Jon Mackey
miscarriage! now THATS a gift from god.
I'm proud of us, I'm cleaning up the place and I haven't found a single beer can that isn't empty.
Her vagina is like Vegas. high traffic and full of glitter.
It's Monday. What a great day to start the weekend on the week of st. Patricks day
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
Why were you having sex on top of my left over pizza in the kitchen?
Due to the events of st patties day last year I created a moral and ethical policy so that I won't get kicked out of the bar again. It mostly consists of not wearing pants so then I don't take them off at the bar.. and subsequently get kicked out.
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
You. Dating a sex offender cop. Life writes itself sometimes.
My last 2 google image searches were 'a lot of pudding' followed by 'a generous portion of pudding'
Can we just talk about how the only thing I have on my camera from this weekend is a video of you putting your whole fist in your mouth hahahha
No, no... It was great. I feel like my liver took a vodka shower and washed it's hair with pabst
well, shes hot as hell, but she does keep saying she's the president of the loch ness monster's fan club, so that's kinda a red flag...
I just want to see you and express my feelings in a drunken manner, but in a sweet way like my english accent.
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