I am apparently in rockville maryland. I just threw up my tater tots I had fro brunch in a safeway parking lot. Then ordered a pizza. Pepperoni and pineapple. I'm sitting in the parking lot, next to my barf, waiting for my pizza. WOOF. Someone just gave me an oxycontin tab. Can u come get me? I'm scared
Tall, dark & handsome can suck my short, pale & awkward dick.
Idk if this white stuff in my shower is conditioner or... something else?
New discovery: doing the Helen Keller is not as attractive as I thought it would be, in reference to the sex noises.
Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
Remember when we made you finish your beer after you puked into your glass?
i hate being the asshole.
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
Made myself shower before I'd masturbate. I probably should have wined and dined myself too, but that's pushing it too far.
I punted my pants across my apt at my roommate last night. Everything else is kinda fuzzy.
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
I just blacked back in and I'm at a kids birthday party in a suit and people are calling me uncle Carl. Never having your homemade liquor again.
It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.
He's gone. He left a note but all it says is "Dear Neil" followed by a drawing of a hand flipping the bird in the direction of a butt.
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