No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
I just high-fived this girl after she swallowed.
so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
Me liking this guy is the best diet ever. Do I want this cookie...or do I want to get laid.
Baconater + red wine = first meal of the day
at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
So not only just find my adoption papers that I didnt know about in my parents house, but they say "child shows some signs of mental retardation".
you started texting yourself and saying they were "divine messages from heaven" then you threw up on stacie's piano.
i just went to use the bathroom this morning and I couldn't because there was someone puking in every stall. i'm going to miss the dorms this summer
She put baby oil on her toes and i am not legally allowed to talk about what happened
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
Promise me you won't have sex in my room
I can't promise you that, but I promise you that I'll try
Might want to in your tub tho. That thing is fucking huge.
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
Jesus I was next level high last night having a mental epiphany about the state of Virginia
You need to stop showing people the things i drunk-text to you... i have a reputation to uphold here
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