I mean I had a leg brace. It would have been irresponsible for me to be on top.
well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
He apologized for his naked psychotic episode and then we had goodbye sex on his sailboat
Someone just bought me a one liter long island and call me maybe is on. I'm going to die
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
we're all going for beer and wings at 7. inflate your girlfriend and bring her along too.
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
Just cried to my husband about how much I'm going to miss my boyfriend... Maybe marriage is going to work for me after all
So it's ironically funny that my psychiatrist's office and my cocaine dealer's house are on the same street
He claimed he was the best ass eater of the south. He was right.
I'm far too poor to be letting my hookups wear my shirts home. I'm down to about a total of 8 shirts and have no intention of buying more
He played me Kanye.. Speaking my love language.. He got a well deserved BJ
So you broke your ribs while fucking? Dude you just got about 25% hotter.
literally who communicates this much post-hookup why r u like this
I'm laying backwards. On the stairs. Eating carrots. And drinking from a captain Morgan bottle.
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