It looked like if robin williams had a vagina
that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
It was like his mom forgot to breastfeed him and he was making up for lost time.
I just want to make him a cookie cake that says "you have no chance with me."
and if it starts getting weird im just going to tell him i used to be a man
I fell alseep but then some dude picked me up. Comforter and all stuck a blunt in my mouth and carried me back downstairs because "I wasn't done partying"
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
Are my feet made of real feet?
She bellyflopped onto the poolside bar, broke one wine bottle, and stole another...the resort staff just frowned and cleaned up her mess.
So basically he tried to get out of the car and crawl on the highway with the broken leg because he didn't want to go to the hospital. It was not a good time...then we got pizza though.
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
hell hath no fury like a questionably-gay best friend scorned
I'm about to have a threesome at the hotel where I had my quinceañera. Becoming a woman under this roof for the second time, whaaat
I woke up and finished the bottle like a champ
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
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