I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
I just looked at my iPhone gps history... "the gas station", "the park with a big scary fence", "the trampoline", and, my favorite, "where we were when we were about to do lines off a bible".
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
God I love babysitting. They pay me $10 an hour to watch movies and sext
SURVIVED FINALS. CAN'T DIE FROM ALCOHOL POISONING. NOTHER SHOT. CAPS.
We left your bucket of puke on your doorstep to clean out yourself. You're welcome.
He was so good, that I'm pretty sure he fucked his religion into me. P.S. I'm Jewish now.
Dude walks in wearing jean shorts and a graphic tshirt and goes home with an attractive female. EXPLAIN YOURSELF UNIVERSE.
reason #1 why i should never live alone: i haven't put pants on since she left 26 hours ago. and ive made spaghetti 3 times.
There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
Like people might wonder why I put up with your puns. You give good head and play with my hair
Dude in the stall next to me shitting and sobbing. Dude another stall over, "Come on bro, you gotta loosen up." This is why I don't shit in public.
I just got wasted for $3.50. My life can't get any better.
So I remember having an orgasm, but I didn't wake up next to anyone. Your dog is afraid of me. Is this a sick joke?
Planning a vacation around my dog. I have become one of those dog moms.
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