I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
i was watching some porn this morning and i realized i am blessed with a truly beautiful vagina
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
haha the sad thing is i can't decide whats worse. the fact that you're drunk judging a science fair or the fact that i'm really proud of you for it.
And by hung out you mean you were in my bed for 5 minutes while your penis was in my mouth.
At the ER. Dropped bottle lead to cut foot which led to me drunk hitting on doctors. Not going well.
I feel like the other woman.
You ARE the other woman.
I hope in my next life I'm a sterile trophy wife. With a husband who showers me in wealth and gifts but can't get a hard on. Do you think my karma is good enough for that?
fun fact #6 about tuesday nights: giving head with two 40s taped to your hands is not as easy as you would think
My head is pounding and I need an ice pack for my vag. Successful friendsgiving!
I WANT PIZZA BUT I ALSO WANT SELF ESTEEM
BUT LIKE WHO AM I TO EVER CARE ABOUT SELF ESTEEM
Yeah then you killed that bottle of Bacardi in under 20 minutes. So much for being an organ donor.
No worries, I've prioritized my homework into "can do drunk" and "should be sober" categories. We're good.
She thinks you guys are the gods of the bathroom. If she runs past you naked, give me a heads up
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