he just put it in my mouth and said "go"
i'm sure there's a big cosmic reason for things working out the way they did. like, now you have awesome images to masturbate to.
the line for where the wild things are looks like radiohead had sex with an urban outfitters
The crazy thing is, I dont actually know where the cat is, she said something bout the back of the toilet and a sock.
Met the five year old's gym teacher for next year. He is an old drinking buddy and I used to fuck his older brother. It was like a walk of shame 20 years late.
Just opened a bottle with my rape whistle. At least it's finally getting used for something.
I call BS on that! THAT WAS TOTALLY AN INTERCEPTION. JENNINGS HAD THAT.
PEOPLE ARE FLIPPING FURNITURE HERE. IN THE ROOM ABOVE ME. I HEARD SOMEONE WOOKIE CALL IN ANGER FROM SOMEWHERE IN THIS BUILDING.
I'd be lying if I said I wasn't scared, even a little.
he gave me a thermos so I could take my coffee with my on drive of shame. I was unexpectedly grateful...
Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
Whenever I think to myself, "I don't work for a bunch of hours"... It's shot time?
When you get this divorce finalized we're going to mid evil times AND pirate dining adventure. We're gonna find you a couple of real men and make them joust/swashbuckle for your affection. My treat.
Noo not in a booty call way, in a 'How are your abs and penis doing today?' sort of way.
Currently using my kid's computer to charge my vibrator. #thisis30ish
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
Its like a glacier coming out of my asshole.
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