So how was he last night?
Five-minute foot-long.
i wish peter jackson would direct porn
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
No, I'm not keeping her! I can't become an adulterer and a dog stealer in the same 24 hours...
After he came he asked what I was doing for thanksgiving.
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
Boobs are out for the taking
She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
Hit on in the middle of a Wal-Mart McDonald's by a really awkward nerd. There is not enough nope in the world.
is buying liquor on my lunch break too aggressive?
I tried to take a cute nude but sneezed halfway through. I sent it anyway
I swear if you laugh while im moaning i will immediately stop and go home.
Yea I went out in footie pajamas and still got laid. Good night for u?
It's routine now. He comes home from work and i ride him like a cowgirl with only a few sips of wine. I love being his neighbor.
Learned two new lessons today: 1) Do not identify pills found in one's car by taking them to see what happens, especially while at work, and 2) There is no logical reason to keep ambien in one's vehicle...
Randomize
