Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
all i need in life is blowjobs and white cheddar cheezits
my underwear are soaked with white zifandel yet i have continued to wear them despite the fact im at home
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
I DON'T CARE WHAT THE CIRCUMSTANCES ARE NEVER VOMIT IN MY PURSE AGAIN.
I need to have sex with you on our hotel room window ledge... This is a need not a request.
Do you remember calling me a cuntasaurus rex last night?
As we were passing the joint around, people were dunking Jenga pieces in Vaseline and sticking them to the window. I also smoked weed with a girl that was in an above the influence commercial.
Also one of my neighbors is blasting "pumped up kicks" and possibly butchering some chickens
He told me I look like a librarian today. I hope that means he has a librarian fetish or something
Disregard. He says he said I look "agrarian" today and just proceeded to compare me to Mumford and Sons. Fuck it, I'm going home and drinking
Just cried watching Wimbledon, worst comedown ever.
I feel like I should be having more sex dreams of my boyfriend than his sister..
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
there's a giant awkward home-wrecking elephant in the room. and its name is meg.
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