All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
I never said you were fat, just too fat for ME
Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
Your engaged. Stop telling guys you will sit on their face. They don't always know your kidding.
I know you`re my best friend, but when i wake up with this bad of a hangover and no memories of last night, i dont want to see your tits ad my background.
I didn't know whether to laugh at the fact that a dog bit his balls or throw up cause my dad was telling me a story involving his balls.
I only listened to his story about leaving the Amish community because I was hoping for a free drink
Just got road head. In broad daylight. On the interstate. During rush hour. Pushing the envelope one public bj at a time.
You spent the entire night trying to get me to make out with you
yeah I remember. your boyfriend shouldnt have cheered me on though.
Probably won't be invited back there again considering last time his purebred corgi ate my pot brownie and had to be rushed to the hospital.
I sharted in my christmas pjs :(
I woke up uncovered, spread eagled to my dad saying "you really need to stop sleeping naked."
All I know is I woke up in the back seat of my car, with the engine on, and my gps navigated to florida.
Randomize
