Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
i dedicated my morning wood to you.
So Ive been fucking her for the past couple months and i just found our that my grandfather and her grandmother were fuck buddies for a while. I feel like this is a new awesome family tradition that skips a generation.
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
Met the five year old's gym teacher for next year. He is an old drinking buddy and I used to fuck his older brother. It was like a walk of shame 20 years late.
Puked in my laptop case in the middle of my nutrition class.
I wish my head, heart, dick, and nose could just agree on something for once
No. I heard a cover of "my heart will go on". This is not sanity.
I've been here for three hours and I am already feeling sorry for whatever offspring i will indefinitely produce in this place.
I pray for you bro.
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
I mean I only got hit in the ass with ONE firework
I know I'm high, but the dude in target definitely just told me that it's best to walk through every door in life like you're a t-rex....
I am witnessing a blind guy whip ass at beer pong
I'm worried about us. We are almost 30 and we still drink jaeger bombs till we black out. Wait, no I'm not. I'm excited about us.
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