some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
What am I legally allowed to do to a girl that is the equivalent of me punching her in the face?
Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
Glad we went casual last night, made my 1pm walk of shame through Walmart a little less obvious
Soooo how am i supposed to explain to my mom that i was admitted to the hospital but you kidnapped me within 20 minutes?
The bouncers kicked us out around 3 so we went to the grocery store flasks in hand and asked them to turn up their music...
Off topic, but is it sad that Matthew and I are calculating how much sex we need to have in order to work off a taco bell burrito?
If my mom walks in on me masturbating one more time I'm moving out
You'd think the first few times would have been enough
It's going to be so weird waking up tomorrow morning fully rested completely sober and not covered in piss or bruises.
I hooked up with a British man... Wiz Khalifa has your bra... Couldn't have been a more successful night!
She ran from her surprise party screaming "I'm not ready for an intervention." Yeah, the girl has a problem.
Dude. That Grinch had his priorities right when he was worried that there might be a cash bar at that town celebration.
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
you said you were going to the bathroom. we found you an hour later laying in the backyard clutching a bottle of vodka while singing the beatles and crying
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