I really wish I could go back in time to change the course of events that led to me sitting on the internet at 3 Googling 'Traumatic masturbation' while talking to you about failed dates, and running a virtual restaurant in a video game.
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
Its a sad day when your bush has a better set of hair than you do
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
My professor just gave everyone in the class extra credit... except for the kid wearing the Cubs hat
Dude its 315 and I'm sitting here eating slices of cheese. Don't talk to me about tomorrow.
Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
Sometimes you just need a break, and sometimes you also need to get stoned on these breaks. I sound like some kind of fucked up mr rogers when I say shit like that.
I feel like we should build an island for girls that have committed atrocious numbers of unforgivable sins. We'll call it 'whore island' after the anchorman fashion.
i know. like I have the nerve to talk about poverty. I eat peanut butter out of the jar.
ALMOST WRECKED MY SCOOTER. DAVE FRANCO HAS A TWIN AMD HE GOES HERE
I basically go to him for great dick and great memes.
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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