We walked past a group of guys in front of a bar last night and they claimed, I quote: Wow, we'd actually have to work for that.
I just went to a subway where the girl didn't know how to make a blt. I will not miss public school texans.
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
it's fine if we fail the bar, we were never going to satisfy the moral character requirement anyway
It's like God was speaking to me through a penis.
I dont know why the TSA people are looking at me wierd. I mean there is no way i am the only hungover college girl here with nine tally marks on her hand and last nights glitter on her face
I wonder if they have a "21st birthday" section in the hospital..
Kurt said to text you and encourage you to come out tonight. Encourage you with my rack.
I can't wait till they start promoting the testiciplasty. Turn those old prunes into fresh tight kiwis!
I built a fence. For the bunnies we're going to adopt. I'll fill you in when you get home.
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
i would stab him if he didn't just tell me he is a priest
Are you feeling better yet?
I need a nap and a new butthole
I'm killing it this week, I've peed my pants and put my vibrator into the washing machine.
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