Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
Soup is not an acceptable meal before doing that many Jager bombs
I rode on his Vespa around Florence and fucked him in an empty train. It was like a way sluttier version of Lizzy McGuire
I walked in on you rubbing your nose all over his face while straddling him and yelling "I'M SO SORRY!" repeatedly. I'd say you were in pretty good shape at that point in the night.
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
yep you were here saturday. if you woke up smelling like vanilla i can explain.
Exactly. Some of us want to get married. And some of us want to wear sombreros and do cocaine. To each their own.
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
i am one fart away from being 2 for 2 on this whole shitting my pants thing.
I feel like I would find myself in so much trouble if I hadn't married my DD.
We're fucking and Lee Greenwood God Bless the USA comes on and he came. It was the most Roll Tide America moment of my life.
I woke up in a cornfield to shouting, a bottle of Jim Beam, and a bunch of mc muffins. If this doesn't scream Illinois, idk what does.
i smell like vinegar and tequila i can feel the old people behind me judging
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