drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
dude why did you let me call her?!
i told you it was a bad idea and to quote you exactly, you said "no, it's a good idea..that's what people do when they love each other." you met her 15 minutes prior to that conversation...
I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
He's at the gym. He likes to get high and swim cause it makes him feel like a fish.
Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
Good to know: if a hot girls asks to go back to my place, she probably just needs to vomit all over my bathroom
You were air-planing a joint into my mouth while I was crying naked in the bath tub.
Best Friends For Life.
Definitely sounds like it's time for some eggs with a side of strap on
Dude! I just figured out I can successfully hide a 4oz flask between my boobs without endangering my cleavage! College: conquered!
I was dancing with a blow torch in one hand and a bowl of weed in the other
I'm in my bed. Snow angles in fresh sheets. don't even try to get me out tonight.
I feel like my toilet water looks different when outsiders use my bathroom...
Are you high right now?
HOW DID YOU KNOW!
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
I need to take my iPad to the Apple store (when this is all over). Do I need to delete all my dick pics/videos or are they used to stumbling across that sort of thing?
Randomize