she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
i just made my mom cry by blowing spit bubbles.
Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
My mom said she was relieved to see that I'd gained some weight bc she's "always worried" that I might have AIDS.
my mom just asked me, concerned, if I swallowed.
I miss the days when all my weekends consisted of were 69 and crunchwraps
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
i cant cry in cvs. not again.
Just when I think I'm the one with the problem, I get home for the holidays and the family shows me what alcoholism is really about
I'm at a party with half naked strippers driving in a little kids battery powered mustang around a stipper pole in his bedroom
It's the only time I've ever felt manly shitting myself
theres chocolate ground into my couch, nerds candy all over the floor and cocaine on every surface. great memorial day weekend and yours?
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
its 4am. iam sitting in the luggage car of the train eating beef jerkey. i feel like a hobo.
dont insult. no hobo is as pathetic as you.
Look, I need your help, not your judgment.
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