talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
Ever have a poop and think... that has no business coming out of a human? Like it looks like a sick dog's or a ferral animal's?
I think she must be bulimic. I mean, every time I see her I know i want to throw up.
If I don't end up being a booty call for Valentine's Day, you wanna go to the movies?
Hate sex is good. Drunk sex is better. Combine those two however and you get the best experience of your LIFE.
moms trying to set me up with a 28 year old. hes graduated university like im getting high in my bed and he's an adult
Everywhere I look there's another kitten this is so ideal
Can I live on acid? Kittens man. Kittens.
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
you told the taxi driver your yeast infection was so bad you wanted to F a popsicle
Being hungover in this office is the actual worst. Like they look at me and know I was wasted at 1 am, karaokeing Billy Idol at a gay bar.
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead
I think it might be the guy sitting next to me. I've concluded he HAS to be smuggling insane amounts of onions in his wardrobe to smell like that
He screamed, "Let there be light!" when he came
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