Dude, you just left me a 3 minute voicemail of pop rocks in your mouth. Im sitting right next you
i wonder how he feels talking to my mother about jesus with a condom on his dick
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
do you ever just like the smell of your farts?
isnt it sad that we can reminisce about our childhood but we cant remember shit we did last month
This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
The dog just shocked himself by peeing on Christmas lights, should I have saw that coming?
In all fairness that 65 year old man looked 23 in club lighting so you can fuck right off
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
Speaking of lightening speed, he ate me out while I was watching The Flash. If that's not winning at life idk what is
I woke up this morning next to my computer with Google search results for "how to put out a fire."
I'm very scared to turn around.
I just paid my school fees like a real adult who doesn't get accidentally drunk on a Tuesday night
We get up to three toppings. Dignity is not one of them.
when i woke up w mysterious sticky crap in my hair, i assumed i had another blackout hookup. nope. turns out i made PBJ and proceeded to pass out in it. i ate the evidence when i woke up.
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