so the car was packed with everything from my dorm, plus my mom. during the 6 hour trip home she found my kama sutra. started flippin through it.....
oh shit that had to have been awkward
i thought so too. until she asked what the check marks were for
if im not pregnant im gonna be so pissed for spending the money from my weed fund on the test
wow, a mother in the making
Just opened a bottle with my rape whistle. At least it's finally getting used for something.
Exactly how does jacking off in my purse count as a 'early christmas present'?
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
Took me 10 minutes of oral to finally get him hard for like 30 seconds of sex until he came and passed out. Def not worth the ROI.
Funny, 'cause his story is it went great. He faked passing out so he wouldn't have to do anything in return.
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
No, supporting your unemployed boyfriend IS NOT what credit cards are for.
I feel like I should treat myself every time I find out I'm not pregnant. Is there a pie company that delivers??
We were so sore from having sex that we decided to fix it with more sex. It's the hair of the dog for sex hangover.
In hindsight, I probably should not have let the waiter give me a chiropractic adjustment on my neck last night.
I may or may not have puked near a bear on the side of the road this morning.
So is he the one who got away?
They all got away. I’m a catch and release kind of girl.
Im 76 percent sure I took a fully clothed shower last night.
My orgasm happened in two different decades
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