My professor just gave everyone in the class extra credit... except for the kid wearing the Cubs hat
All I learned from that experience was that drinking scotch out of a crunk goblet was bad news.
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
you tried to fill your inhaler with vodka
Sitting in the library studying = googling how to get laid in the library.
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
the night probably should have been over when the guy let her fill out my mechanical bull waver for me because i couldn't read
I hope one day I make out with someone in a taco truck :(
I'm glad I inspire you to reach for the stars
Or a taco
was I atleast graceful when I feel down that flight of stairs and broke my hand?
now to finish some work and then i think i'll work out. or garden. or at the very least I'll continue eating frozen grapes and take more drugs
he had DANDRUFF in his PUBES. 0/10 would not blow again.
dude, you ran into a window then asked ME what the fuck I was doing.
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
Family acid trip. They're welcoming me into the family.
What. The. Fuck.
Family acid trip.
Who fucking spams baby shark at a sports bar
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